You'll Die Anyway
Just a bit of gallows humor to keep you grounded. See what I did there?
- This shirt is made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton* making it extremely soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch
- Using a new-age printing method, we are able to achieve higher detail prints without having to sacrifice durability and color accuracy
- Our shirts are a perfect match with a pair of leggings! They run just long enough for a modest look
- Tear-off tag - no scratchy tag
- Designed and printed in the United States
Materials and Specifications
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Fulfillment and Shipping
We use a highly detailed but delicate printing process for all of our t-shirts. Please allow the following fulfillment and shipping times for each zone listed below:
- United States: approx. 5-10 business days
- Canada & Mexico: approx. 10-15 business days
- Europe: approx. 10-15 business days
- All Other Countries: approx. 15-25 business days
***Important Shipping Information***
Premium T-Shirts, V-Necks, Sweatshirts, and Hoodies ship separately from Raglans, Mugs, and Stickers. As a result, you should expect these items to arrive at different times even though they were included in the same order.
Check out our FAQ page for more details.
T-Shirt Fit and Sizing Guide
This shirt has a standard unisex fit.
US Sizes (Inches)
Metric Sizes (Centimeters)